Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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