i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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