from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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