I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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