McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
