I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
