When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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