Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry bungholio hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(816): View more from Missouri

I really want to fuck my wifes sister.

Fav 42 1438 4706
share tweet
(240): View more from Maryland

Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.

Fav 41 5710 3862
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(201): View more from New Jersey

i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.

Fav 51 9753 1662
share tweet
(708): View more from Illinois

My lips are sealed. Both pairs.

Fav 11 3556 1338
share tweet
(770): View more from Georgia

My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester

Fav 11 844 3239
share tweet
(501): View more from Arkansas

Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?

(501): View more from Arkansas

Go back and try to find another to go home with.

Fav 9 2720 880
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(702): View more from Nevada

Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.

Fav 8 1744 882
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(314): View more from Missouri

I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though

Fav 1 669 428
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(305): View more from Florida

Can I use your boat

(305): View more from Florida

Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?

(786): View more from Florida

WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night

Fav 0 113 7
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT