dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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