Christians are straight up FREAKS
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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