Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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