Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize
