Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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