Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Randomize
