Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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