We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
When are your genitals available?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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