at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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