Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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