i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
My hand turned me down
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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