the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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