we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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