In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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