Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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