your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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