I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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