scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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