she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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