I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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