Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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