He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
she peed on how many people?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Randomize
