At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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