i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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