i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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