Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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