i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
My feet surprised me
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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