Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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