At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Randomize
