We should be called the Road Head Warriors
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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