We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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