Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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