I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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