As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
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