I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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