what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Randomize
