Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
He better not be in your backpack
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
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