i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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