your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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