Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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