check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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