East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
All I want is dick and wine.
Randomize
